The
following are answers given by
elementary school
age children
to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows
where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when
we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for
the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a
lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same
like he made me. He just used
bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers
made of?
1. God makes mothers out of
clouds and angel hair and
everything nice in the world and
one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start
from men's bones. Then they
mostly use string. I think.
Why did God give you your mother
and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot
more than other people's moms
like me.
What kind of little girl was
your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom
and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't
there, but my guess would be
pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about
dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his
background. Like is he a crook?
Does he get drunk on beer? Does
he make at least $800 a year?
Did he say NO to drugs and YES
to chores.
Why did your mom
marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best
spaghetti in the world. And my
mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do
anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom
didn't have her thinking cap
on.
Who's
the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss,
but she has to because dad's
such a goofball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room
inspection. She sees the stuff
under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only
because she has a lot more to do
than dad.
What's The difference in moms
and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at
home, and dads just got to work
at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to
teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger,
but moms have all the real power
'cause that's who you gotta ask
if you want to sleep over at
your friend's.
What does your mom do in her
spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays
bills all day long.
What
would it take to make your mom
perfect?
1. On the inside she's already
perfect. Outside, I think some
kind of
plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd
diet, maybe blue.
If
you could change one thing about
your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing
about me keeping my room clean.
I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then
she would know it was my sister
who did it and not me.
(this was in an email forward, I have
no idea where it originated.)
Song: If I Could See The World Through The Eyes Of A Child
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